One Hot Looking Jew

What's up losers? The name is Puck, not Noah. Only privileged people get to call me that like my mom (And Berry because she doesn't listen). I'm going to college in Lima,Ohio. There's plenty of eye candy on campus too so don't question my badassness because I'm in school. Ladies (especially cougars and MILFs) hit me up. I'm legal now you know. ;)

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Apr 3 '11
sinntana:

Puckerman Twins FTW

sinntana:

Puckerman Twins FTW

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Mar 28 '11

Remember that paper I had to do on that clown shit?

You know Cirque Du Soleil? Yeah the one I pulled an all-nighter on? Yeah… got a fucking A+ on it!!!!!!! Like a fucking BOSS!!! Hells yeah!

Mar 15 '11

Not doing much today. Don’t really want to talk to anybody…

Sorry I’m not answering the phone today Rach and Molly I just, need some time.

Happy Birthday baby Beth. ILY.

Mar 12 '11

fabrayisboss replied to your post: Puck? :/ I’m lost.

You slept with this girl? I guess your standards haven’t changed much…

Yeah thanks Q. I can always count on you to make me feel better.

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Mar 12 '11

rigby-racoon asked:

Puck? :/

I'm lost.

Wtf? Where were you going?

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Mar 9 '11
Fuck yeah! Scarface…. Tony Montana Bitches!

Fuck yeah! Scarface…. Tony Montana Bitches!

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Mar 9 '11

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Mar 9 '11

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Mar 9 '11

fabrayisboss:

starcrazycakes replied to your post: Now these two idiots are running around Berry’s house

He also likes Hair Spray, Cry baby, Repo Man, Mary Poppins…and I will keep going if he doesn’t stop chasing me!

If you hurt yourself, Superstar, I’m not taking the blame from Santana nor am I helping you out! Running around like a twelve year old on speed is going to end up with you getting hurt. Just saying.

How about I just hang her upside down one of the hooks in the bathroom? Think she’ll stop talking then???

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Mar 9 '11

Oh my God

starcrazycakes:

thepuckster-:

fabrayisboss:

I almost spit my drink all over myself. So Puckerman has been hiding his closeted love of musicals from us all this time. Now I know why you and the midget became the best of buddies. You needed to sneak off every weekend to alleviate your addiction to musicals and who better than the resident McKinley High diva to quell that fire.

What else have you watched, Noah? Have you adopted a new found love for Streisand as well? This is too fucking good.

Shut up Q! I’m going to KILL Rachel!!!

You have to catch me first!

Deal. Headstart. RUN!

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